Jaguar's New Direction

The Jaguar XJ makes me think of cool older dudes. The man in question is probably 50 or older, well paying job if not already retired, and probably wears some kind of silk shirt with chest hair sprouting from the open first, second, and third buttons. He probably has on a gold coin medallion dangling from a thin gold chain, with a gold Rolex; and his shorts more than likely stop well before his knees, like he didnt get the memo about the Fab-5 back in 91. He loves this car, it was designed specifically for him. The car has had the same general body style since 73, back when he was freshman in high school, and he had the poster above his bed across from his poster of Live and Let Die.

Dont get me wrong, I like the car, I really do, but it's not for me, or any other person under the age of 48.

As for the new direction.......

Here it is, and its a completely new direction.

2010 Jaguar XJ

This isnt your Pop's Jag. The new aggressive look, big rims, and shinny over sized grill gives the car, once reserved for the cool guys of the class of 78, a new young flare. Its flashy and a statement piece, much to the liking of the staff at WeWinnin. This car will mos def turn heads, and get a few glances from that bad chic at the club, who is really Thirsty.

So, for the people born after 1975, here's your Jag. Drive it with your diamond flooded G-Shock, knee- length cargo shorts, and a graphic tee with a catchy quote and funny pic of an old guy with a hairy chest.