THROW YOUR CELL PHONE IN THE GARBAGE!!!

SO I WAS IN MY TECHNOLOGY CLASS TODAY AND SOMEHOW WE ENDED UP ON A TANGENT ABOUT THE HARMFUL AFFECTS OF CELL PHONES...

PRETTY MUCH...

• KEEPING YOUR CELL PHONE IN YOUR POCKET CAN DECREASE THE FERTILITY OF MEN AND WOMEN
• CELL PHONE USAGE CAN CAUSE BLOOD THICKENING AROUND THE AREA WHERE YOU USE IT...A.K.A YOUR EAR!!!...BUT SERIOUSLY IT THICKENS THE BLOOD IN THAT SECTION OF THE BRAIN ANNNNNNNNNND...WHEN CHARGING YOUR CELL PHONE THE FREQUENCY IS MULTIPLIED GREATLY THUS...WHEN YOU TALK ON YOUR CELL PHONE WHILE IT IS CHARGING THE AFFECTS ARE SO SO SO SOOOO MUCH WORSE
  
• IN GERMANY THERE IS A CELL PHONE SAFETY STICKER YOU CAN PUT ON YOUR CELL PHONE BATTERY TO PREVENT THESE HORRIBLE AWFUL THINGS FROM HAPPENING...BUUUUUUUUUT...IT IS VERY VERY HARD TO GET A HOLD OF
• AND NO I DO NOT BELIEVE IT IS AVAILABLE IN THE STATES
• LASTLY THE BEST PART...PUTTING 4 CELL PHONES TOGETHER IN THE SHAPE OF A CROSS CAN POP POPCORN IF YOU CALL THEM ALL AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE OF THE VERY HIGH DANGEROUS (but cool if you want some popcorn) FREQUENCIES...

LIKE THIS...


SO THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS TO THROW YOUR CELL PHONE AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT SOME POPCORN...