Monday, July 21, 2008

UPCOMING HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTERS

Since The Dark Knight has come and gone, what is there to look forward to at the theaters? Luckily, the good folks over at Den of Geek.com has made some unusual list of upcoming theatrical releases.

"13 Video Games being made into films":

Im not that into video games but, there are some big name game-to-film titles, here are a few:
  • Max Payne (Remember the Matrix Slow Motion)
  • Gears of War
  • Halo (Will people wait in line, like for the game? Probably not)
  • Medal Gear Solid (This could actually be a good movie. Action, war and espionage)
  • and yes, another Mortal Kombat film

FIRST SOURCE*

"30 Upcoming Movie Sequels You Didn't Know About" / "28 Sequels Later: More Films You Didnt Know Where Coming"

Usually the remakes aren't as good as the originals; but, there are some surprises, Godfather 2, Spiderman 2, and the new BlockBuster titan, The Dark Knight. Just to name a few successful sequels. Here are a couple of sequels to be on the look out for:

  • I am Legend 2 (Very original, awesome movie, good job Will, Phred even said Will was Jesus, LOL, not funny, dont laugh at my Lord, Thank You Jesus.)
  • Beverly Hills Cop 4 (the last one was made in '94' almost 15 years ago)
  • Toy Story 3 (Dont act like Toy Story isnt one of your favorite movies)
  • The Grudge 3 (I hope that girl learn how to walk down the damn stairs.)
  • Ghost Rider 2 (I dont know how this piece of shit got approved, the first one was horrible)
  • Thomas Crown Affair 2 (One of the smoothest characters ever, No HOMO)
  • Ace Ventura 3 (No Jimmy Carey, Booooo!, Booo you off the stage!)
  • Jurassic Park 4
  • Scary Movie 5 (Do we really need another one of these?)
  • Saw 5 (They're milking this title for every dime, it's like the 5th movie in 5 yrs)
  • Cliffhanger 2: The Dam (He must cant find new work; his last 2 roles, were sequels to movies he was in over 20 yrs ago)
  • The Ring 3
  • Fast and the Furious 4 (No Bow Wow, so we will give you Paul Walker and Vin Diesel as substitutions, THANKS!)
  • Underworld 3
  • Spawn 2
  • Jumper 2
  • Robocop (LMAO!!!!)
SECOND SOURCE
THIRD SOUCRE

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